I like things...lots of things. I like sarcasm and humor and pretty.
Let’s just say that I’m a Falcon connoisseur now. Falcon Crest is my favorite tv show and I learnt a Falcon call.
i just remembered people with penises can’t have multiple consecutive orgasms ohhjhhh my g OD HAHAHAHHKDFHAH
Well people with vaginas have periods so I think y’all deserve all the orgasms you want
that’s….really sweet… omfg
This post is also inclusive of transgender people this is the most positive post be seen all week
There are just some sounds that everyone loves:
- Shoes on gravel
- Crackling of a fire
- The snapping of necks of those who think they can disrespect you
- Cats purring
what was that middle one
crackling of a fire
it’s 4am why the hell am I watching a documentary on killer whales
looking back at it now it was a pretty thrilling documentary
u ever see a girl so pretty u forget who u r for a moment….
If Dr. Seuss Books Were Titled According to Their Subtexts
There’s some ships you ship… that have massive amounts of shippers right along with you. Then there’s the ships… those ships you have that are near and dear to your heart where you’re in a fucking canoe with like… four other people.
marry someone who has a different favorite cereal than u so they wont eat all of urs
the real tragedy is how few dad jokes james potter got to make