I like things...lots of things. I like sarcasm and humor and pretty.
if a nigga tell you he don’t drink water and don’t eat fruit don’t ever suck his dick i promise you his nut will taste like motor oil and swisher sweets like don’t do it to yourself.
tumblr made me think about a lot of things but mostly social justice and my eyebrows
there’s something very satisfying about buying office supplies but I’m not quite sure how to explain that feeling
the illusion of productivity
that’s it that’s the feeling
tHIS IS THE YEAR WOMEN FINALLY SAID “FUCK YOU” TO SEXISM
YOU GO , GIRL.
'not that you're the genius'
YES YES YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
When you think a meme is dying out:
This is the worst post I’ve ever seen
I love the moment when you’re reading a book and the title suddenly makes sense, why it was chosen and what exactly it means. So satisfying.
does anyone else subconsciously give letters and numbers a gender like 4 is such a feminine number while 9 is definitely masculine am i right and then m is a girl of course while j is a boy you get me
you might have ordinal linguistic personification
mmm sounds like a fancy linguini pasta
realistically the space under my bed is very small so if a monster did in fact live there it would have to also be very small
it would be some kind of baby monster
i would have to look after it
The true horror: responsibility
This motherfucker was walking around Comic-Con in a hyper-realistic Walter White/Bryan Cranston mask
guess who was underneath this Bryan Cranston mask
fucking Bryan Cranston.
Aaron Paul’s face is like a million different cries for help all molded into one expression
this will never not be funny
Lmaooo I love himmmm
I love Jermaine 😂
(x) Because I found myself smiling with him.
i have been tired the past three years
open the doop, get on the floop. everybody walk the dinosoop
there are nice americans
there are rude americans
there are nice brits
there are rude brits
there are nice canadians
there’s justin bieber
Every year on Canadian Thanksgiving, we perform a ritual to purge ourselves of our rudeness, Bieber absorbs it all. He was never meant to escape, we are sorry.
He was never meant to escape.
…I’ve only seen this legendary post in screenshots